Ellen Had To Take A Deep Inhale After This Interview With Jessica Simpson
Former pop and reality star Jessica Simpson showed up on Ellen today, and for the second time in two weeks, we’re at a loss for words. The video clip says “Jessica Simpson on Family, Mermaids, Fashion & Music,” but honestly, the subject of this conversation is going to remain one of life’s enduring mysteries.
Thanks to Buzzfeed’s Jarett Wieselman for pointing the way to this bizarre 5-minute interview where Jessica talks about renting some mermaids to play with her children, gets lost in the dense foliage of defining the term “manhandle,” tries valiantly to count to seven when asked how long she’s been married, and then accidentally alludes to a long-term relationship with a woman. Ellen’s reaction speaks for us all: