Many people feel that a healthy sex life is key to a good relationship. Making love is a unique way of expressing passion and intimacy to your spouse - and it's good for your health too. Unfortunately...work, chores, and errands seem to get in the way of people making love on a regular basis.
This hysterical spreadsheet was posted to reddit:
Reddit user throwwwwaway29's husband was fed up. He is so fed up that he sent his wife an email that contained the above spreadsheet, detailing all the times he asked her to have sex over the course of six weeks.
The wife shared the spreadsheet to Reddit and explains:'Yesterday morning, while in a taxi on the way to the airport, Husband sends a message to my work email which is connected to my phone. He's never done this, we always communicate in person or by text. I open it up, and it's a sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won't miss me for the 10 days I'm gone. Attached is a SPREADSHEET of all the times he has tried to initiate sex since June 1st, with a column for my "excuses", using verbatim quotes of why I didn't feel like having sex at that very moment. According to his 'document', we've only had sex 3 times in the last 7 weeks, out of 27 'attempts' on his part.'
Some users sided with the husband. One commented and said:
'If someone refused to have sex with me over & over again despite my repeated attempts, culminating in them only agreeing to it 3 times in 7 weeks, and they used the same excuses each time, excuses which could be easily remedied, it would make me feel like they didn't want me anywhere near them.'
Other users sided with the wife. One commented and said:
'If someone had constructed a spreadsheet of reasons why I wouldn't have sex with them, it would make me instantly want to pounce on their c--k and worship them like the god of sex they clearly are, No wait - it would make me feel nauseous and like I didn't want them anywhere near me. That's beyond pathetic.'
I guess they will both have to sit down and talk this issue out...